The Simpsons are not actually going to the set of RuPaul’s Drag Race.

Every millennial gay man is also a robot girl in a pinafore.

And also the best giant clock in sitcom history.

And no, queer elements are not new to cartoons.

Bonus points for tricking Siskel and Ebert into singing.

The totally heterosexual story of two unmarried roommates who work at a brewery together.

It’s the one where Terry comes out, but apparently no one knows about bisexuality.

We settle the Diane vs. Rebecca debate once and for all by deciding they’re both great.

The Captain Sunshine episode represents this show in peak early 2000s humor mode.

In which David and Stevie are not as progressive as they’d like to think.

Blue + pink = purple (a parable about gender norms)

A silly show about an alien showcases parenting outside the gender norms.

The first instance of a well-rounded gay couple in TV history.

Sometimes elderly curmudgeons are also gay.

It’s a more poignant episode than that one infamous line would make you think.

And no, we didn’t pick the “Pinot Noir” episode, either.

And no, it’s not Ronald Reagan’s fault. It’s a different president’s.

And it managed to acknowledge that gay people exist when Full House did not.

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale of how the Skipper became Mrs. Howell.

Leave to to Larry David to admit that sometimes children are obviously gay.