Or would you rather live on Earth?

Reproductive heterosexuality vs. late-in-life lesbianism.

You'd think Sophia would have beaten them to it, but no.

Quite possibly the only bi-themed Thanksgiving episode in sitcom history.

No, “Let’s go, Miss Liberty!” is not part of the actual song.

This actually might be the gayest episode ever.

It’s a rich text, it turns out.

“Are you the guy I've been dreaming of?”

What better place to spend Halloween than in a haunted house with Paul Lynde?

From “mom’s dead!” to “oh no, zombies!” in eight quick episodes.

Sure, we got Joe Keenan on Fraiser, but oh, what could have been!

Where the kisses are theirs and theirs and theirs.

How many straight men remember Renata Tebaldi?

A zany sitcom misunderstanding done right.

Men don’t watch Melrose Place.

“I have the power! And also a preponderance of homoerotic subtext!”

Just a dream away.

Sometimes the shows you love don’t love you back.

It’s all over the place — in short, classic Family Guy.

Two fake gays < Holland Taylor playing straight.